Originally posted by k_atamanchik at Ствараецца база затрыманых! Распаўсюджваем інфармацыю!

And as a vegetarian option- you can FUCK OFF!

Лишний раз убеждаюсь в том, что жизнь несправедлива. Stephen Fry ответил на мой комментарий в twitter(!!!) (Horrah!!!), но я, по-какой-то причине, не могу прочитать, ЧТО именно он мне написал (!!!) (F...K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Бывают еще в жизни обыкновенныe чудеса...

Интересно, удалось ли мне поставить какой-нибудь ЖЖ рекорд? Последний раз блог обновлялся "50 недель назад". Как ни странно, даже помню, где и как это происходило: в Питере, вечером, в очень уютной и доброй квартире. Теперь новая запись, новое путешествие. В воскресенье уже буду в Лондоне. На 4 недели. Итак, что же нам известно о Лондоне? Лондон из зэ кэпитал ов Грэйт Британ... И это, определенно, главное ))

Написана в конце июня. Опубликовали только сейчас. Но я все равно рада.

P.S. Да-да, Орлова-это я )))))

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